April 18, 2023.

me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.

caffeine: let me help!

me: *glug glug glug*

- time passes -

caffeine: so how ya feelin'?

me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.

caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!

* dramatic cape-swirling exit*

me: ...

me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?

Feeling fancy.

Happy World Beard Day!

Oaf and I are at the bar!

quality time

O _ O

Bottom academy vs top academy

It occurs to me that a lot of the character conflict in Our Flag Means Death, especially between Izzy, Ed, and Stede, boils down to a huge whopping case of 'My Daddy Issues Can Beat Up Your Daddy Issues'.