Adventurous Facial Hair, August, 2013.

When the partridge, pear tree, turtledoves, French hens, calling birds, and FIVE gold rings haven't sealed the deal yet, one should probably TAKE THE HINT already.

But no, the person from that song? Escalates.

"Oh, the gold rings and small charming birds weren't good enough for ya? Prepare to deal with some Large Aggressive Waterfowl. You've been warned."

"And if *that* doesn't convince you, I am gonna have to start recruiting some human help. Like, lots and lots of people, most of them rambunctious or at least rather loud. Because *I* know how to party!"

So... who is the (other) daddy?

June 24, 2023. Pride festival in Loring Park, Minneapolis, MN.

Dec 26, 2021.

April 18, 2023.

Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.

I love this portrait of me by the talented Dave Davenport @dogspunk.bsky.social!

The theme was how I might show up anticipating a Date With a Werewolf.

Dec 26, 2021.