Embracing My Wizard Phase.

Sept 7, 2020. Before and after my haircut.

I like your hat.

it's a popular style! you wear it well.

Feeling breedable, but not particularly submissive. 😈

Any bearded, hairy bad-asses out there wanna see if you're strong and determined enough to pin me down and force my tight hole open so you can make me take your seed? 🔥🥵

O _ O

Bottom academy vs top academy

Reading through DAI discussions and getting confused about who the heck this 'Lavellan' person is because my two playthroughs were as a dwarf warrior and as a qunari mage and because I so rarely accept the pregenerated names that I forget that other people use those names as shorthands for an inquisitor character.

Makes some of the portmanteaus used as 'ship names a bit tricky to decipher, too.

April 18, 2023.

Him: So what that mouth do?

Me: given past experience as a guide, probably say some weird awkward shit

me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.

caffeine: let me help!

me: *glug glug glug*

- time passes -

caffeine: so how ya feelin'?

me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.

caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!

* dramatic cape-swirling exit*

me: ...

me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?