Disco Elysium Cosplay. Now With Finger Guns!

Very well phrased. It's a transformative experience.

me recommending disco elysium: "it's going to be so uncomfortable. you play as the saddest alcoholic detective you've ever seen and you spend the first part of the game realizing how much you have fucked up before the start of the story. the humiliation can potentially kill you. the secondhand embarrassment might kill you as the player. kids on drugs will call you slurs. there are ghosts everywhere and the city is a ruin. it's also the most hopeful and poetic work of fiction i have ever experienced."

Zzz...

Nailed it. Perfect take. No notes.

Izzy Hands is the angriest type of repressed lust in a gay man.

I mean look at this scene, he's trying to mock Lucius for being a prettyboi and tries to be homophobic toward him and Black Pete, but he goes SO overboard with it that I can't help but feel that, for a moment, Izzy accidentally slipped into a different headspace and revealed a very genuine, moaning bottom boy Izzy.

His feigned moans just get way too intense and the way Lucius and Pete look at each other...

No man can accidentally get THAT lewd and not be a lust-tortured begging bottom.

Thinking back, Clarissa fell short of explaining it all.

My former celebrity doppelgangers. Their appearances (and mine) have diverged in more recent years, but these older side-by-sides still amuse me.

Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.

me, in the morning: Hmm. I'm rather sleepy, and a little bit anxious.

caffeine: let me help!

me: *glug glug glug*

- time passes -

caffeine: so how ya feelin'?

me: I'm rather anxious, and a little bit sleepy.

caffeine: my work here is done! You're welcome! Byeee!

* dramatic cape-swirling exit*

me: ...

me: why and how is caffeine wearing a cape?

Oh, sure. I overthink, sometimes.

But am I actually overthinking *enough*?

Me at age 44.