There’s No Ache Like Hometown Ache

I hope you know how much I love you.

I think I’d be a good krill. I’d kick ass at being a krill

Thank you for loving me like your own.

Life is a highway and I am a Chevy Impala with my hazard lights flashing

Would you still love me if I had nothing to offer you?

I like to think you would.

I’ll never forget the time I was in the car with my now wife when we were freshmen in college and she was playing “Amen” by Amber Run and, with tears in her eyes, asked me if I’d ever heard it. And I, equally somber, said “yeah in a Warrior Cats PMV.”

@ofthequeenbee

IT WAS COOKING BY THE BOOK FROM LAZY TOWN

Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairy Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend

On a related note, I think that the pepper jack cheese is getting spicier.

Actually, all of my systems are nervous

I am preparing for battle (going to the post office to kindly and politely ask where my missing package is)