Life Is A Highway And I Am A Chevy Impala With My Hazard Lights Flashing

Do you ever find yourself mourning what has not yet come to pass?

Please, just one more year. Give me one more year

I am a beast. I was born from other beasts, and I will die a beast. It’s in my nature, in my blood.

You are yours are creatures. Gentler hands, tender embraces. You took me into your nest, feeding me along with your own young. But it’s clear I will always be a beast. My paws dwarf yours. My movements are less graceful. My eyes carry something different. But you love me all the same. And I love you as my mother.

I am a beast, but I am your beast. Loyal to you and you alone.

Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairly Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend

My wife: Do you want a wordle hint? It's pretty esoteric and random - I don't know how helpful it'll be

Me: Yeah actually

My wife: It's part of the title to one of my favorite glass animals songs

Me, .2 seconds later: Oh! I got it.

My very first playlist I ever made was on my iPhone 5 and it was called “On TØP”

Me and my wife: discussing the artists that fundamentally changed us in middle school

Me: idk man, "soap" had a chokehold on me, and don't even get me started on "teen idle"

My wife: holy shit "teen idle." Have you even heard "girls"? Holy shit, I was transported.

My boyfriend, standing there so confused: ...................huh

Fighting my inner demons (I want to eat pudding for breakfast)

you ever smell a smell and then be 15 again?

Driving according to my hometown:

Things we stop at: green lights

Things we don’t stop at: stop signs

IT WAS COOKING BY THE BOOK FROM LAZY TOWN

Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairy Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend