I’ll Never Forget The Time I Was In The Car With My Now Wife When We Were Freshmen In College And She

Few things match the horror of when you google something and the first thing that comes up is "Scholarly articles for..."

Like babe I'm just trying to study for my organic exam, you gotta give me the baby version

Could a depressed person do this?

*shaves my legs for the first time since October*

You know, as you become an adult, you will face many new and unexpected challenges. This can be a really scary experience. What do I do when my can opener rusts? I didn’t know this was a possibility.

It was a gift from my sister

Fighting my inner demons (I want to eat pudding for breakfast)

My wife: My beautiful wife! My amazing, brilliant, beautiful, perfect wife! I'd die for her. God she's perfect.

Me: dumbass (affectionate)

Keep your head up, my dear

I am so fucking proud of you

I love you snakes. I love you moss. I love you mushrooms. I love you coyotes. I love you vultures. I love you scavengers. I love you decomposers. I love you vermin, beasts, and creatures. I love you sacred and damned.

“It’s okay lol I don’t care” - bitch who cares so much her bones hurt