IT WAS COOKING BY THE BOOK FROM LAZY TOWN
Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairy Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend
You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office
new year, new me! I'm going to get even sillier
Me, buying a box of strawberries: I hope I can eat all these before they go bad, there are so many
Me, the next day: where did all my berries go 🧍‍♀️ (I eated them)
Keep your head up, my dear
Do I want cheese? Yes. Desperately. Do I think know if I eat cheese at this hour I will suffer great consequences? Yes.
I am preparing for battle (going to the post office to kindly and politely ask where my missing package is)
The voice of the people (me in my chemistry lecture) has been silenced (my professor didn’t see my raised hand)
Hear me when I say, there will be peace in my valley.