In Drivers Ed And The Instructor Heard The Car Make A Weird Noise And Got Really Concerned.. It Was My

She pi on my diameter till I circumferance

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Had bacon for the first time in four years a couple weeks ago and I've been wanting it every day since

Toko drawing on new ipad

Stepdad is Arthur ofc

Was watching heathers the musical and my dad walked in. He thought JD's line "we're what killed the dinosaurs" was the funniest thing ever and fixated on it for the rest of the show and martha was attempting suicide and he goes "and then a t-rex walks in and eats the fat girl!"

If you cal girls nmes Hannah 'banana' you need to keep that same energy and call girls named Nicole 'tadpole'

Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR 😭

I plucked that bitch and it hurt

On my way from my 4th class to an assembly I spilled my energy drink in my eye and cried and had to flush it out with water in the hallway

Me because I have no filter on this damn blog