On My Way From My 4th Class To An Assembly I Spilled My Energy Drink In My Eye And Cried And Had To Flush

When we're learning about programs put in place in the 60s to assist people in poverty and the teacher lists stuff I thought everybody had

I got the chronically online award

In drivers ed and the instructor heard the car make a weird noise and got really concerned.. it was my stomach growling

My friend called me edgar allan hoe 🗿

7.11.23 Moon tonight thru my telescope

It's the witching hour and.. what's this?? My window is open..?? Oh gee.. I really hope a sexy french vampire doesn't appear and bite me or anything... That would be terrible.............

Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger

a redraw I can't in good conscience show the og cause of how uggo it is-

opening the fruk tag like it's the morning paper and scrolling through all the fifa memes like they don't already play w balls daily

Finally back to the prison pov in the new chapter thank god