Stepdad Is Arthur Ofc

Don't you hate it when you get into a new fandom and 99% of said fandom are proshippers

Oh my fod

My sister had me look for her heat protectant spray and I opened a drawer and found a spray bottle labeled 'sex toy cleaner' dawg I'm CRYING WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST USE SOAP AND WATER I AM CERTAIN THAT SPRAY IS NOT ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT

Whatcha looking at buddy...

Thinking about how I thought Prussia was the capital of Russia until I was 11

Because you and I are destined to hentai game

“Don’t you EVER compare me to John Egbert from Homestuck AGAIN!!!”

I want a pet monkey sooooo bad but he would prolly throw his shit at me

Already off on the wrong foot the stupid bagels burnt me and then just to add insult to injury they both broke in half when I was cheesing them

Was watching heathers the musical and my dad walked in. He thought JD's line "we're what killed the dinosaurs" was the funniest thing ever and fixated on it for the rest of the show and martha was attempting suicide and he goes "and then a t-rex walks in and eats the fat girl!"