She Pi On My Diameter Till I Circumferance

I'm torn between killing myself or everyone else in this room

Can't stand Netflix bruh why do they do this

Why must all the good things get cancelled? :*(

also

i was uber late to school cuz my bus simply did not come so another bus driver that had finished his route saw me standing at my stop looking like i was about to cry and took me to school so thanks to that guy he was cool

May told me to make

brock and james from pokemon are so hot man

MY NOSE IS STUFFY

My sister had me look for her heat protectant spray and I opened a drawer and found a spray bottle labeled 'sex toy cleaner' dawg I'm CRYING WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST USE SOAP AND WATER I AM CERTAIN THAT SPRAY IS NOT ENOUGH TO CLEAN IT

Why are they twins

dear whoever is using the ectoBiologist chumhandle on pesterchum right now..

im so sorry i really didnt mean to add you and block you right after and then apologize weakly and cease pestering you i panicked and i feel so bad

Was watching heathers the musical and my dad walked in. He thought JD's line "we're what killed the dinosaurs" was the funniest thing ever and fixated on it for the rest of the show and martha was attempting suicide and he goes "and then a t-rex walks in and eats the fat girl!"