Had bacon for the first time in four years a couple weeks ago and I've been wanting it every day since
Me when in exactly one week I'll be performing for an audience of 1,200
Can't stand Netflix bruh why do they do this
Why must all the good things get cancelled? :*(
I don't trust wendys never have never will I am a McDonald and burger king connoisseur I never eat Wendy's. Got Wendy's tonight because it's colse to my house. This may be my last post. My stomach is gugglin and bubblign and I fear these are my final moment .goddbye 👋
Artistic rendition of me dropping a deuce at school but the door didn't have a lock so I had to hold it with my finger
I wonder if people make small talk during prostate exams. I feel like it would be awkward if nobody said anything
Oh my god literally what the hell I have a mole by my left nipple and how did I NEVER NOTICE it was growing a LONG ASS HAIR 😭
I plucked that bitch and it hurt
There were sesame seeds in my bed this morning. Why were they there
Don't deny it guys
Kirby pumpkin y'all
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