Was watching heathers the musical and my dad walked in. He thought JD's line "we're what killed the dinosaurs" was the funniest thing ever and fixated on it for the rest of the show and martha was attempting suicide and he goes "and then a t-rex walks in and eats the fat girl!"
I want a vw beetle so i can drive around and watch people beat the shit out of each other due to my presence
Thinking about how I thought Prussia was the capital of Russia until I was 11
I FICKING LOVE CEILING FANS
MY NOSE IS STUFFY
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