Oh My God Literally What The Hell I Have A Mole By My Left Nipple And How Did I NEVER NOTICE It Was Growing

Don't deny it guys

If you cal girls nmes Hannah 'banana' you need to keep that same energy and call girls named Nicole 'tadpole'

GAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH AAHAHHHHHHH SOMEONE WAKE ME UP

May told me to make

Whopper Jr. With cheese and then put it in the fridge for 24 hours and then microwave for 30 seconds trust me

I'm torn between killing myself or everyone else in this room

Had bacon for the first time in four years a couple weeks ago and I've been wanting it every day since

Whatcha looking at buddy...

Will never forgive myself for watching banana fish because I thought it was a cute show that'd cheer me up during a depressive episode

Watching a documentary about ww1 and all the german soldiers look fruity as hell