Peter, frantically running into the room: I need money!
Tony: You never ask me for money, are you ok? How much do you need?
Peter: Turns out my favourite milkshake place was a money laundering front for the mob and it got shut down so I need you to buy it
Tony: …
Tony: ok
Tony: Wait, you have McDonald's?! Where did you get McDonald's?!
Rhodey: ...McDonald's?
Tony: Bitch give me a fry
Rhodey: IS THAT HOW YOU ASK??
Tony: Bitch PLEASE give me a fry
@lunadensmidnightprowl
Peter Parker: if someone looks at me before 10 am imma eat drywall
Tony: normally I would be worried about you saying stuff like this, but I actually understand completely
Farewell online privacy
Autistic trauma is so devastating and yet so corny. You'll be doing everything perfectly normal in public but someone will sneer at you and you'll spend an hour agonizing over yourself like "fuck what if no one told me it was Don't Wear Yellow Thursday"
The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you
able bodied allies of disabled people when your disability genuinely has no secret upside and makes you useless to a late stage capitalist society
wouldn't wanna find out any other way :]
work is so fucking dull this week that its causing me to draw and think about things i would normally never consider. like i do not like five nights at freddys i have not thought about those games since 2015 and all further series knowledge has just been absorbed through cultural osmosis. yet ive drawn nothing but the rabbit one in my notebook all day.
im gonna explode how could you DO THIS TO ME
I don't care what anyone says, I WILL NEVER agree with the decision to have Steven "With You 'Til The End Of The Line" Rogers ABANDON his best friend to go with Peggy. Fuck Marvel for that, respectfully.
just saw this on twitter and … a bullet would’ve hurt less ..
every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT
it's funny to me that the entry level requirement for being a good captain america is that you have to be in love with Bucky Barnes and that's why john walker was a shit one
Tony, texting in the avengers group chat: Good morning people!
Thor: Morning human
Clint: Good morning
Steve: Good Morning!
Bruce: good morning.
Natasha: Good morningg
Tony: You guys are boring, spice it up a bit for God's sake.
Bucky: I hope you mfs fall off a rooftop and die.
Bucky: Not Steve though, good morning Steve.
This was funnier in my head
basically the vibe im getting from tb* so far
yelena, ava, john = siblings
alexei = cringe dad
bucky = tired babysitter
bob = new baby/nuclear bomb
taskmaster = dead
oh no… what is that? it’s coming straight towards us… who is that? it’s no one…it’s nothing… oh god.
*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*
Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*
Thunderbolts:….
Yelena: that is so uncool
Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-
Enemy: ??
John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?
Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?
Ava: apologise.
Enemy: what….
Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect
Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….
Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool
*Fight resumes*
OH MY GOD??????
THEY WERE GATEKEEPING IT FOR 10 YEARS
"Not all men" you're right, Spencer Reid would never
nah mate you're not unlovable you just forgot to eat breakfast this morning. no bro you're not beyond saving it's winter and you're having a rough time. bro you're not a bad person you're just scared and overwhelmed and that makes sense considering everything that's been going on lately. put the shovel down dude look at your hands they're cramping from white knuckling the handle so long. c'mon! my mom's making chili for dinner and she said you can come over! i love you okay don't forget that
MAJOR CME 18.02 SPOILERS
parallels always make me sooooo sick. like i’m still not over her miscarriage. im not over the storyline with roslyn. i’m definitely not getting over this.
jennifer jareau being called a badass before someone dies
obsessed with the conversation around queerbaiting coming back because of 911 but pinknews still chooses to use a cover photo from a show that ended 5 years ago. her influence🩷
Ok ok, this here* made me think of your Candy Crush addicted Cas, but it turns out Sam is ALSO into the game. And Dean just watches Cas burn until there’s only ash, fully devastated, but Sam gets bored and starts playing CC on his phone and when Dean turns around in disbelief/rage Sam’s like, it’s what Cas would have wanted
(it’s true lol)
(Cas and Sam compare scores and stuff. (you used to be able to have a friend's scoreboard to compare to but they took it away, but it would have been there when Cas died this time!))
* https://www.tumblr.com/no-gorms/783694887810908160/multiversewanderlust-deancasendgame
Okay but that's fucking hilarious
Could you imagine that hunter funeral for Cas? Dean is having a full, widow arc, depressive downward spiral, and then you just hear
Delicious! Sugar Crush!
and it pans to Sam playing Candy Crush on Cas' phone
Dean is all "Dude what the hell???"
And Sam looks at him all "Cas has daily quests and a top 1 spot to uphold. He can't do it now, so I'm taking up the mantle for him"
"WHAT?!"
"It's what he would've wanted"
And the whole ride home, Dean is trying so hard not to take Cas' phone from Sam and chuck it out the window
"why the hell is it on full volume?!?!"
"Cas did something to the settings so I can't put his phone on silent"
"WHY"
"cause he said he didn't wanna miss any calls"
Sam is a bro and makes sure to prioritize Cas' high score more than his own
Their friendship is peek
Thunderbolts* Spoilers Without Context
WHAT IF I CRIED. WHAT IF YOU JUST TORE MY ENTIRE HEART OPEN. WHAT IF I WAILED LIKE A LITTLE BABY.
despite it all, she's just a girl who is lost and trying to find her way back home
Scarlet Johannson fought so that Yelena could RUN AND HAVE FUN.
scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that
scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that