It's Funny To Me That The Entry Level Requirement For Being A Good Captain America Is That You Have To

Tony: *opens the door*

Small kid: trick or treat!!

Tony: hey buddy, what are you suppose to be?

Small kid: I’m a ghost! booo👻

Tony, comically clutching his chest: wow that was really scary. here you go *hands him a basket of sweets*

*a kid, who was Peter all this time, jumps out from his ghost costume, takes all the candy, and runs into the darkness of the night, maniacally laughing.*

Tony: oMg not again PETER, COME BACK HOME

so i'm partway thru season 4 now. i would hurt people for cas. is this normal am I supposed to feel violent over the silly.

i think maybe the universe should know im now on s3 of supernatural,, my older brother and i are watching episode 1 via discord and yknow we vibin!! this show hurts i love it!!

guys @delkta HATES me he wont answer my bazillion asks. this is a sad day i've been denied an older brother. bro really is dean he can't PUBLICALLY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE jerk

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

Farewell online privacy

Silly comic

Based on a post by @hurtspideyparker

REBLOGS > LIKES

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

mothers day was awhile ago. but he deserves the recognition anyway. +bonus aftermath

so i drew Daddy Time aka Bezel