Peter Parker: If Someone Looks At Me Before 10 Am Imma Eat Drywall

Sometimes a family is a former child assassin, her fake dad, Walmart Captain America, daddy issues final boss, a bipolar nuke, and the guy who killed jfk

Peter, strolling in smiling after patrol:

Tony: …Why are you smiling like that..?

Peter: Can’t I just smile?

Tony:

Tony, already sighing and grabbing the first aid kit: Alright, I’ll bite— What’d you break?

Peter: Literally all of my ribs please help

Farewell online privacy

guys @delkta HATES me he wont answer my bazillion asks. this is a sad day i've been denied an older brother. bro really is dean he can't PUBLICALLY CARE ABOUT PEOPLE ESPECIALLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE jerk

So anyways, peter goes to caltec all on his own bc the idea of going to mit makes him burst into tears now that Tony is gone <3

peter parker: I think I'm going to do it.

tony stark: don't you dare.

peter: ... I'm going to--

tony: absolutely NOT, peter benjamin--

peter: I'm DOING IT !!!

peter: *submits college application to Caltec*

tony: ... you traitor.

peter: it's good to keep your backup options open just in case--

tony: you don't NEED backup options, you are GOING. TO. MIT. that's the END OF DISCUSSION. over my DEAD GRAVE are you going to CALTEC--

avengers found family walked so that thunderbolts found family could fucking sprint

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make your kids/toddler/infants ADORABLE with these cc links!!

part one - infants

panda onsie by venusnotflytrap

eyelashes by simmi-kenni

riddle + penguin skin by zombietrait

dolce eyes by wrixie

infant bassinet by SYB

frog onsie by buttertrait

old-fashioned crib by awingedllama

cute outfit by littletodds

summer fit by littletodds

diaper set by gladly

infant cas prop recolour by grimmbats

infant pacifier and fit by littletodds

dungarees by littletodds

summer dress by georgiaglm

diaper recolor by gladlypants

hello kitty infant prop by honeybeemart

oatmilkl skin by elania

babyhair hair by maytaiii

part two - toddlers

cute overalls by littletods

laila and leah hair by georgiaglm

toddler tshirt by rhsims

collared crewneck by casteru

formal diamond shoes by crybaby

ruffle slides by elliesimple

bee hat by feral-poodles

iona hair by QIcc

simple pacifer by lehgaming

formal toddler by catseru

totoro pacifier by mydarling

bantu knots by sehablahsimlish

esmerelda hair by QIcc

cord overalls by rhsims

toddler shoe pack by crybaby

lashes by kijiko (scroll down)

hair pack by casteru

angelo hair by QIcc

erin hair by QIcc

bessie hair by QIcc

jogger set by casteru

briony curly hair by simkoos

part three - kids

everything by casteru

vivienne hair by QIcc

hippo backpack by mydarling

gratiana hair by QIcc

eyelashes by kijiko

irem hair by QIcc

silas dress by kaTpurpura

sienna hair by QIcc

iona hair by QIcc

maxwell dress by kaTpurpura

sweater dress by fabienne

cleo hair by QIcc

graphic tshirt by demondare-sims

cafe sweatsuit by nucrests

cozy weather by powluna

toadstool by moss

amala hair by sehablahsimlish

rowan hair by QIcc

kira hair by QIcc

josie hair by QIcc

part four - general build/buy

aviva kids room by mini-simmer

unicorn birthday by SYB

tiny twavellers by harrie

dreamy toddler by SYB

sleepi nursery by onyxium

beach playset by SYB

baby monitors by katiesimspire

coraline nursery by SYB

nutri-baby food by ats4 (likely broken in new update)

pacifier clutter by scarlett-bulckowisk

dino bedroom by SYB

aviva kids room by mini-simmer

unicorn birthday by SYB

tiny twavellers by harrie

dreamy toddler by SYB

sleepi nursery by onyxium

beach playset by SYB

baby monitors by katiesimspire

coraline nursery by SYB

nutri-baby food by ats4 (likely broken in new update)

pacifier clutter by scarlett-bulckowisk

dino bedroom by SYB

wallpaper by gladlypants

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