Tony: Wait, You Have McDonald's?! Where Did You Get McDonald's?!

what’s it like being a massive bitch <3

what's it like being a massive JERK <3

take me to snurch (snail church)

he’s in a silly goofy mood 😝

I don’t think the void rooms were trauma rooms; they were shame rooms. Bc if they were trauma rooms, there’s like a bunch of other things that John Walker would have instead of just being a shit dad. He was in the army! And Yelena’s was traumatizing for her, but it’s more of her regrets: she regrets doing that to Anya and she regrets being better than most of the other girls bc they got hurt as an outcome. Bucky has a lot of trauma, and if it were about trauma, we might’ve seen some of his rooms, but bc it’s about shame and he had his whole Wakanda era where he kind of healed, and he’s seeing a therapist, it makes no sense for him to have one because he’s healed; he’s healing and moving on with his life.

IM GIGGLING SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JOKE LENNE.

The devil works fast but thirsty marvel fans work faster

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

oh look it’s the whore of the Lake Territories, the one and only Sol!

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS NOT A WANT BUT A NEED . IF I HAVE TO, I WILL WRITE THE CONTENT MYSELF

i NEED Grian to go full psychological horror on the hermits with the permit office. i need multiple layers of permit waiting rooms each that plays a more distorted and unsettling version of the please hold music as you go deeper, I need there to be a constant static buzzing being played I need the lights to flicker, I need grian to stand ominously at the end of hallways just to disappear behind a corner

Clint, at a coffee shop: Can I get a large vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots?

Natasha, behind him: JESUS CHRIST, just do cocaine!