Im Gonna Explode How Could You DO THIS TO ME

just saw this on twitter and … a bullet would’ve hurt less ..

mansplain girlboss mallgoth gaybait manwhore

mothers day was awhile ago. but he deserves the recognition anyway. +bonus aftermath

this is just me with castiel rn. where is my favorite silly guy???? why is he not in every single supernatural episode?????????? where is my destiel sitcom?????????????? what do you mean I have to write the content myself ??????????????????????????????

saying I miss a character is so funny I don't even know what I mean. I could engage with the media anytime. i could even read or even WRITE fanfic. but man. i miss the character

do more whimsical things. put no limits on whimsy.

so those guys from my last post, right?

mumbos hungry is all nws chat....

it's funny to me that the entry level requirement for being a good captain america is that you have to be in love with Bucky Barnes and that's why john walker was a shit one

*On the quinjet*

Steve: I think this is the most peaceful it's ever been post-mission

Clint: Oddly... serene

Natasha: No blood, no arguing, no press, no clean up. It's almost too good to be true

Bruce: It kind of feels like we're missing a part of us

Everyone: Hm.

Everyone:

Tony: WE FORGOT THE KID

*20 minutes later*

Tony: Why didn't you call us after we left you?!?

Peter: Oh I thought that was on purpose. I was just gonna take the subway home

Steve: Peter we're in New Mexico.

IM DEAD AND BURIED YOU'VE KILLED ME

just like all my favorite characters.

Sometimes a family is a former child assassin, her fake dad, Walmart Captain America, daddy issues final boss, a bipolar nuke, and the guy who killed jfk

Clint, at a coffee shop: Can I get a large vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots?

Natasha, behind him: JESUS CHRIST, just do cocaine!