I Don't Care What Anyone Says, I WILL NEVER Agree With The Decision To Have Steven "With You 'Til The

Clint, at a coffee shop: Can I get a large vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots?

Natasha, behind him: JESUS CHRIST, just do cocaine!

im the best little brother ever B]

I need a picture of John walker with that stupid little bow don’t ask why

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mothers day was awhile ago. but he deserves the recognition anyway. +bonus aftermath

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

I love that cas’ autistic energy is so endearing to everyone. eileen loves him, mary called him one of her boys, sam is always grinning at him, meg was IN love with him, rowena calls him tweety-bird, bobby adopted him and treated him as a son immediately, claire loves him and created a weird father-daughter relationship with him (even though he is wearing her dead father’s body #ripjimmynovak), jody and charlie and kevin and jo and ellen all liked him. and obviously, most of all, dean, who met him once and decided he wanted him around forever.

*Thunderbolts fighting a random enemy*

Enemy: *takes off Bucky’s arm again*

Thunderbolts:….

Yelena: that is so uncool

Ava: I swear to god the next person to take off that fucking arm is gonna-

Enemy: ??

John: yeah how would you like it if I just took off your leg in return?

Alexei: in what world is it okay for us to take off each other’s limbs?

Ava: apologise.

Enemy: what….

Alexei: fight will not resume without an apology for the disrespect

Enemy: *awkwardly handing the arm over* sorry….

Bucky: ….yeah no it’s cool

*Fight resumes*

canon pt.2

will NEVER stop my everybody bullies john walker agenda im sorry

this is how I see their current relationship dynamic

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies