My Prophetic Dreams Keep Spoiling My Pirated Chinese Webnovels.

"good squash is softer than a child's skull"

-my dad

Balbussy

Thought the Mountain Dew soda streamer was Mountain Dew scented dryer breads.

When you marinate meat, your meat also gets marinated.

Occasionally, when you bite the hand that feeds, it is your own.

whenever I'm depressed dogs hate me and my vibes. they hate me and won't stop barking, which honestly is not helping

mint infused pads make it feel like your pussy knows how it feels to chew five gum.

had to go elbow deep in the couchussy to get the remote

*Stuffing large marshmallows with nuts to simulate bones as an alternative to eating the birds at my mom's bird feeder whole then eating it while staring at a particularly tasty looking finch*

it's bird time :)

The master bedroom of my condo doesn't even have a cuck chair. where am i supposed to eat my appy slices and peanutbutter?? on the bed?? I do that at home. I'm on vacation. i deserve to have a cuck chair. I have a chair i my room at home but it is a chairdrobe. I put all my close on that before I get around to putting them away. to have a useless chair is a simple luxury. sure I intended to blasphize the cuck chair by denying it's horny purposes, but so what i want to relax and have a nice diner of appie slices with more peanut butter than apple and microwave popcorn.