"good Squash Is Softer Than A Child's Skull"

sometimes you just gotta add a new plant to the planter battle royal and hope it survives

Occasionally, when you bite the hand that feeds, it is your own.

Balbussy

*reads period chunks in toilet water like tea leaves*

had to go elbow deep in the couchussy to get the remote

eating water activated tape straight from the tape despenser like its fruit by the foot

When you marinate meat, your meat also gets marinated.

sometimes your elbow is liked by a little creature in the night, and you just have to live with that

The master bedroom of my condo doesn't even have a cuck chair. where am i supposed to eat my appy slices and peanutbutter?? on the bed?? I do that at home. I'm on vacation. i deserve to have a cuck chair. I have a chair i my room at home but it is a chairdrobe. I put all my close on that before I get around to putting them away. to have a useless chair is a simple luxury. sure I intended to blasphize the cuck chair by denying it's horny purposes, but so what i want to relax and have a nice diner of appie slices with more peanut butter than apple and microwave popcorn.

those sci-fy goo chambers for clones look so moisturizing. It has to be amazing for your skin