*Stuffing Large Marshmallows With Nuts To Simulate Bones As An Alternative To Eating The Birds At My

tummy grumbles have me hauling ass across the store white knuckling the cart, hoping I don't shit myself

sometimes you read a book series just to understand it's fanfic better

bathroom smelled, and now my lungs are pumpkin spice scented

mint infused pads make it feel like your pussy knows how it feels to chew five gum.

had to go elbow deep in the couchussy to get the remote

just took a shit so nasty I had to shower immediately afterwards

*reads period chunks in toilet water like tea leaves*

Nothing is worse than bumping your headphones and turning on ambient mode. You're just watching your silly little videos one second, and the next, you're in the trenches during a storm praying to a god who will not answer for a mercy that will not be given.

who needs patterns I can learn to sew by force of will

My prophetic dreams keep spoiling my pirated chinese webnovels.