When You Marinate Meat, Your Meat Also Gets Marinated.

Don't let people pressure you into buying more spoons than you need.

eating water activated tape straight from the tape despenser like its fruit by the foot

Nothing is worse than bumping your headphones and turning on ambient mode. You're just watching your silly little videos one second, and the next, you're in the trenches during a storm praying to a god who will not answer for a mercy that will not be given.

who needs patterns I can learn to sew by force of will

sometimes you read a book series just to understand it's fanfic better

Occasionally, when you bite the hand that feeds, it is your own.

sometimes you just gotta add a new plant to the planter battle royal and hope it survives

those sci-fy goo chambers for clones look so moisturizing. It has to be amazing for your skin

bathroom smelled, and now my lungs are pumpkin spice scented

"good squash is softer than a child's skull"

-my dad