Had To Go Elbow Deep In The Couchussy To Get The Remote

The master bedroom of my condo doesn't even have a cuck chair. where am i supposed to eat my appy slices and peanutbutter?? on the bed?? I do that at home. I'm on vacation. i deserve to have a cuck chair. I have a chair i my room at home but it is a chairdrobe. I put all my close on that before I get around to putting them away. to have a useless chair is a simple luxury. sure I intended to blasphize the cuck chair by denying it's horny purposes, but so what i want to relax and have a nice diner of appie slices with more peanut butter than apple and microwave popcorn.

sometimes your elbow is liked by a little creature in the night, and you just have to live with that

"good squash is softer than a child's skull"

-my dad

Of course, I like all my posts. That's who they're made for.

just took a shit so nasty I had to shower immediately afterwards

bathroom smelled, and now my lungs are pumpkin spice scented

Balbussy

Don't let people pressure you into buying more spoons than you need.

*reads period chunks in toilet water like tea leaves*

whenever I'm depressed dogs hate me and my vibes. they hate me and won't stop barking, which honestly is not helping