Having Adhd Is All Fun And Games Until You Forget To Eat Because You Are Too Busy Sharpening Your Axe

(two guys sharing a strawberry)

guy who has never eaten a strawberry: this flavor is unfamiliar and alien to me, like nothing I've tasted before

guy who has eaten a strawberry: this rings of sweet memory, rich with nostalgia

i miss getting scam calls and messages from actual people. i used to be able to pretend to be a deeply confused lonely old man, now its all robots. who will jerry talk to now...

prolly no one will see this but idk im curious

Nb Neo i guess

Rewatched Matrix with friends, I traded watching this movie for Heathers)) So I've seen two cool works.

do u think the freaky ass scientists in pacific rim gained each other's kinks after drifting in the alien brain. or are u not blessed with Sight like i am.

enduring a tummy ache is akin to fighting god

my body is full of fun quirks like sometimes when i inhale fully i feel a stabbing pain and my rib often pops out of place when i angle myself in specific way and i can crack my nose like my knuckles and i can rotate my arms 180 degrees and i get intense ankle pain semi regularly out of nowhere. it is all part of my charm and i do not need to go to a doctor.

the main reason i think this guy isnt eugene is that i don't believe julia would willingly make a character with black hair blonde. she loves drawing dark haired men too much, i call clone.

i am experiencing a negative aftermath from the states of consciousness speedrun

playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"

it’s my birthday, im high, im dressed like a pirate, i just got back from a punk gig, im carrying a big pot of peeled potatoes, and my uber just rearended a car