I Am One Minor Mishap Away From Becoming An Evil Scientist I Swear To The Gods I Will Create

need a joint or a lobotomy

i should give my piss boy plush piercings because york is pork now

some drawtectives art i made! i plan on doing all the main characters eventually but for now here's the boys :)

i always turn off whatever music im playing before i go to the bathroom because i am deeply paranoid that i will unintentionally pavlov myself into pissing myself whenever i hear that song. anyway, piss freaks are welcome to use this as a convoluted fic premise if they want.

i enter the political art exhibition going yay! i love art galleries! yippee!

i exit the political art exhibition going there are kinds of exploitation i could never have even imagined

i actually think using leeches in medical settings is fun and silly i would much rather they took my blood with leeches than needles. needle? oh no thats a needle. leech? huh, little guy. i am easily distracted from fear if there is a creature.

hate when letters from institutions and companies refer to me directly and by name. you do NOT know me like that.

catcallers need to get better at annunciation

painkillers are a lie made by big pain to give you false hope

I love them so much, I'm so happy