Why Did We Make Moaning Sexual....can A Guy Not Writhe In Pain In Peace....

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

here's one i found a while back while sharing a box of these with my friend, brought me great joy

did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and global, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:

it's miku day!!!! here's a bacterial contamination miku fanart, i <3 this song

THIS POST IS SLIGHTLY NSFW!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

mothman's my boyfriend, he gave me head behind a 7/11

i reakon if you stabbed me with a guitar lead and plugged the other end into an amp i could make some pretty funky sounds

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

i actually think using leeches in medical settings is fun and silly i would much rather they took my blood with leeches than needles. needle? oh no thats a needle. leech? huh, little guy. i am easily distracted from fear if there is a creature.

been having some fun with markers on printed out photos i took, second one was drawn on a negative of the photo which was fun

acupuncture is just trepanation with smaller holes

"hey how are you?" i had a dream last night that i was still in school and had a breakdown so bad that i committed a crime and blacked out but was let off on the insanity defence. also in that universe there were cheesecake flavoured mars bars.