Expiriencing Masculine Urges (maternal Instincts)

dragon melting glass in its mouth and blowing bubbles with it

i do not care at all about oh&s in a lab but i do care about it in the kitchen. sure i'll wear sandals when handling dangerous chemicals why not. when lighting a bunsen burner ill put out matches on my tongue. i am running in the lab with beakers. TURN YOUR FUCKING POT HANDLES INWARD. DO NOT LEAVE KNIVES IN OPAQUE CLEANING WATER. CLEAN EVERYTHING THOROUGHLY OR GET OUT OF MY DAMN KITCHEN. the exception is that i love to play with knives and if i get bored waiting for water to boil i will start playing the knife game.

spices shouodlynt be migraine triggers, like come on dude, garlic is dear my wife and chilli is my other dear wife, we have a beautiful polygamous romance, i love them both so much and i show them that every day.. and yet now they ail me??? in myt time of need??? the logical problem of evil argues tfhat if god is kind, all powerful, and aall knowing, then there shouldnt be so much bad in this world. my beautiful, wonderful, incredible wives turn on me so cruelly and i find the argument rings true

it's called joint pain bc i could really do with a fucking joint rn

hoes (small shards of metal) want me (imbed themselves in my hands)

things that are like "symptoms: depression" how tf am i supposed to know how i feel bro

the radio says "you make my dreams come true", my headphones say "i am god's mistake" karina of drawfee says "every time we kiss i swear i could fly"

listening to a art youtube video out loud and sad country music on my headphones and upbeat pop music on the radio all at once and also writing this tumblr post

this reminds me of how i used to carry around cards with logical fallacies on them and throw them at people who made bad arguments

When ever people insult me with their facts they handpicked to look right, I am just going to start saying:

"What is Confirmation Bias for 500"

it's miku day!!!! here's a bacterial contamination miku fanart, i <3 this song

baby girl, i get paralysed by decisions you wouldn’t even realise you were making 😎