Diversity Win! That Guy Who Fell On His Ass In The Mosh Pit Is Bisexual!

white boy SHOCKS waiter by taking a full minute to stutter out an order and then crying until he throws up

the m in “medjool date” stands for mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

also fun fact apparently medjool dates are fresh fruit not dried which i did not know previous to googling them but probably should’ve based on the fact they’re always in the produce not dried fruits

I wish there was a Eliot Spencer video edit put to 'I Need a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler. Please it would be epic.

whenever a song says "carry on" i hear "carrion" and then i start thinking about vultures

everyday it is me vs the devious inescapable joint pain. i call this piece "joint pain is kicking my ass" and i had to stand up and walk to scanner to post it but i just want everyone to know that i was very strong and didn't cry even a little bit. i have the knees and ankles of an elderly man.

rewatched the matrix again. i think i need to go on testosterone.

i just ate a giant pomegranate in my bed using my axe #livingmybestlife

Nb Neo i guess

Rewatched Matrix with friends, I traded watching this movie for Heathers)) So I've seen two cool works.

here's one i found a while back while sharing a box of these with my friend, brought me great joy

did you know they started printing contrasting words on either side of sweettarts? like bold and calm, local and global, head and heart? i did not, so you can imagine how startled i was to look down while eating my discount candy and see this:

trusting my own sense of direction feels like i am orpheus trusting eurydice is behind me. dont turn around and get the train going in the other direction bc it seems like it could be the one on google maps, have trust