Here's One I Found A While Back While Sharing A Box Of These With My Friend, Brought Me Great Joy

I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

i should be allowed to give some of my gender dysphoria to cis people, as a treat for me. first person id give it to is fictional character nathan ford from leverage, id like to see how hed react. he'd probably trail off in the middle of sentences and then plan a heist about it but id like to know the specifics

the last drawtectives episode (s3 ep 5) made me genuinely cry, everyone was so supportive of eugenes egg cooking attempts

"you need this app to get more data"

" you have to update to a newer ios for this app"

"you can't download any ios other than the newest one that will fuck up your oldish phone"

"you don't have the storage for this update, buy more icloud storage to make it work"

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i hope one day your monopoly falls and you are crushed under its weight. you have already met your doom, it is in your mirror laughing like a wealthy man who doesn't know the meaning of hubris.

whi am i always taking melatonin and them trying ti fight it, bro you WANTED to bev sleepky

"stop muttering to yourself" i'm performing a one man play to a one man audience, i just found out the wife was secretly pregnant from ivf and was having a lesbian affair with the doctor. you stay out of it, this is art.

Fighting Type (left) VS Dark Type (right)

guy who doesn't believe in the leviathan lobster god: what that's so silly, we could never make a lobster grow big enough to destroy the w-

the great lorb:

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Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

An embroidery of the web version of the Merriam-Webster definition of embroidery.