I Just Ate A Giant Pomegranate In My Bed Using My Axe #livingmybestlife

wait thats a bong

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

it has come to my attention that there are NO MOONS starting with Q. this is the ONLY letter in the (english) alphabet that has NO moons. as a person who really likes the letter Q i request that scientists fix this. up until recently Z was also moonless but now the quasi-moon (i am counting quasi-moons) 2002 VE has officially been named Zoozve (due to a fun ghost-word-like series of events), which is wonderful and whimsical but now Q is alone. this is a tragedy to me. astronomers please, i beg of you, save Q.

it is normal and healthy to cry over the first live colossal squid footage

Oh... [twirls hair] ...I wish there was an autistic person willing to explain the life cycle of salmon to me ...[bats eyelashes]

i am experiencing a negative aftermath from the states of consciousness speedrun

playing a fun game of caffeine vs melatonin or as i like to call it "states of consciousness speedrun"

alt-right people love talking about being red-pilled as if the matrix wasn't every 4rd grader's bisexual awakening. like okay sure, if you're sooooo red-pilled why dont you want to make out with neo & trinity at the same time, like a real awakened red-pilled truth knower?

everyday it is me vs the devious inescapable joint pain. i call this piece "joint pain is kicking my ass" and i had to stand up and walk to scanner to post it but i just want everyone to know that i was very strong and didn't cry even a little bit. i have the knees and ankles of an elderly man.

i shouldn’t be “at the club” i should be high at the laundromat

commission of dylan (the quarry) for @sukiwah and @cnihachuu