I Have Never Been Hungover Bc Im Built Different But This Morning I Woke Up With A Very Sharp Headache

ive been crying for the past 30 minutes over solenodons. look at them. some facts btw- they are venomous, they have remained relatively unchanged for 76 million years, and they are endangered which is so fucked up genuinely why would anything hurt them, i love them so so much why are they so small their eyes are like dots wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wait thats a bong

they should invent a magical girl wand that makes you chill tf out

they call me hatsune miku the way i fucking love leeks

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them

laios can’t make eye contact because he is autistic, i can’t make eye contact because i am staring at his tits (and also have autism)

white boy shocks waiter by ordering in terrible chinese and then killing himself at the table

they call me microplastics the way im in all sorts of places i am not meant to be

mob from mob psycho 100 was in my dream and i told him i liked the cardigan he was wearing, called him a little guy, and patted his head

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate (throws up and dies)

Longhorn beetle Miku!