Commission Of Dylan (the Quarry) For @sukiwah And @cnihachuu

there's only one well written female character in supernatural and it's dean

Hey, don't cry, 236 species of woodpecker, ok?

rip Nathan ford you would’ve probably loved what’s going on with United Healthcare rn

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

i shouldn’t be “at the club” i should be high at the laundromat

i dont know why id waste time boring myself by telling lies for the sake of seeming normal in a social situation when i could tell lies for the sake of seeming like a peculiar entity. why would i pretend to be friends with someone i hate when i could say “i hate you” and spend my time instead training myself to politely nod and say a random name every time i see a bird in order to convince strangers that i have memorised and named all the pigeons in my local area

im like if an elderly man was barely a legal adult. im always complaining about back pain and being eccentric and walking off injuries instead of going to the doctor and using weird sayings and getting annoyed when people interrupt my daily rituals. but also i need to lie about my age on US alcohol websites

i just ate a giant pomegranate in my bed using my axe #livingmybestlife

enduring a tummy ache is akin to fighting god