Anyone Else Having A…hmm. What’s The Word? Really Shit Time? 

the biggest con in history!

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Dick Grayson:

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The Scamander Brothers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

hey sorry for not texting u back im depressed

HEADCANON: Harry is one of those dorks that talks into a banana pretending it’s a phone, except he does it ALL THE TIME. Like, every single time there is a banana in the house, Harry just /has/ to pick it up and go “hello?” And one day Draco is just completely fed up, so he charms the bananas to talk. So Harry picks up a banana and says “Hello?” and the banana answers, “Hey, dude, how’s it going?” and Harry screams and throws the banana across the room. Draco will tell the story at parties for years to come.

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

people who say feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary have never been dive bombed by a seagull for a french fry and it shows

Judy Hopps, Zootopia (2016)

Hercules background art by Natalie Franscioni (x)