Basicbakugoubitch - Lucifer’s Rubber Duckies

““It never stops hurting, does it?” “What?” “Giving someone the best of you and watching them choose someone else.””

— S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #83 (via blossomfully)

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

hey sorry for not texting u back im depressed

Draco's meeting the Weasley's for the first time and he's freaking out

Home is where the water tastes normal.

Harry: Here, Albus! I got you a ferret to take with you to Hogwarts!

Albus: I told you I wanted a ca-

Harry: A ferret is so much cooler

*later*

Albus: *is rolling his trolly holding is ferret on platform 9 3/4*

Draco: *locks eyes with Harry from across the platform and sees the ferret*

Draco: ...you son of a bitch

The Scamander Brothers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

every time molly bugs charlie abt not having a love interest, he lights up says he’s actually met someone. molly lights up but her eyes go dull as he starts describing the latest dragon he’s been working w/.

how to save yourself lots of sadness and anxiety

step 1:

“I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.”

— Unknown