Hercules Background Art By Natalie Franscioni (x)

arthur weasley looks in the mirror of erised

he sees himself. his reflection looks the same, but there is a knowing glint in his eye. he knows, arthur realises. he knows exactly the function of a rubber duck.

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

The Scamander Brothers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

anyone else having a…hmm. what’s the word? Really Shit Time? 

#the gayest scene to ever gay

the biggest con in history!