People Who Say Feathered Dinosaurs Aren’t Scary Have Never Been Dive Bombed By A Seagull For A French

every time molly bugs charlie abt not having a love interest, he lights up says he’s actually met someone. molly lights up but her eyes go dull as he starts describing the latest dragon he’s been working w/.

“I will not beg you for your time or try to convince you to choose me, the world is too big and I have too much to offer.”

— Unknown

#the gayest scene to ever gay

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

The Scamander Brothers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Me: *clicks kudos on Ao3*

Ao3: You've already left kudos here :)

Me:

Me:

Me: I've read this?? When did I??