No One:

the biggest con in history!

Judy Hopps, Zootopia (2016)

people who say feathered dinosaurs aren’t scary have never been dive bombed by a seagull for a french fry and it shows

Draco's meeting the Weasley's for the first time and he's freaking out

Pansy & Hermione, at a bar

Hermione: Yoga helps you look and feel better naked.

Pansy: So does tequila. *downs 5 shots in a row*

Hermione: *stares at Pansy*

Pansy: See, you already can’t keep your eyes off me.

how to save yourself lots of sadness and anxiety

step 1:

Home is where the water tastes normal.

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco