I Mean, I'm A Good Squad Mate, I Know That...

Yeah. He was getting trashed.

Howzer saving Crosshair.

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Hello Howzer! Hope you’re doing well! I made chocolate chip cookies today and wanted to offer you some over the holonet :)

Well thank you! 😛

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

@capt-traitor 🤐

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

I mean… Maybe your office mate just doesn’t realize your good taste. 😎

Captain Howzer in The Bad Batch 1.12

Why thank you. It definitely wasn’t the result of a dare, initially. It was definitely intentional.

@baja-blasters and @tbbs-best-hair

You guys made it to the top 2 spots of the best Clone Trooper hairstyles (according to this guy on YouTube.) (Well, and according to me...I didn't realize it but I guess I pick my favorites by their cool hair.)

His comments about Hunters hair (6:00 mark):

"Speaking of amazing hairstyles, we have Hunter from The Bad Batch. You know, I don't need to defend this."

And Howzer's hair (9:15 mark):

"For the final one, we have probably the best clone haircut to exist. And it goes straight to S tier, right to the top. Right there to the very top. Look at this man. I think this might be one of the best hairstyles in the Star Wars Universe, let alone TCW and TBB. I want to steal this man's look."

Well done, fellas!

Maybe Wolffe used your comm…

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Too chicken to say it to my face, @superiorsniper? Gotta hide your snarky little jabs in the tags?

Something is dripping but I don't know exactly what. 😏

:Incoming Message from CT-3996, Guard Trooper Tumbler:

Vod to Vod, how do you maintain that hair style with the bucket? One of my fellow Guards is trying to replicate the style but it ends up looking like a rats den after wearing a bucket for eighteen hours.

- @corrie-guard-tumbler

Honestly, I think it's the humidity on Ryloth.