Too Chicken To Say It To My Face, @superiorsniper? Gotta Hide Your Snarky Little Jabs In The Tags?

Uh… They were simping for me… The… the babes. You know. 😬

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Apparently I'm in good company.

QUIZ: which star wars villain are you?

oh my god 💀

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

Uhh… I guess? Not quite sure what the purpose is, but alright.

Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered

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do you guys ever think that Rex and Hera talked about Howzer at some point? Even just in passing?

Howzer how do you get your hair to stay so perfect while you wear a helmet?

Listen. You can't tell anyone, but... it's blurrg drool. The stuff lasts for days and doesn't wash out, so your only option is to comb it through. Turns out it's quite handy. 😳

I… I need to go polish my armor.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Trooper wallpapers for your enjoyment 🧡💙🩵

Oh! Well… heh. Hello. Not sure who the affectionate wet chap is but… thank you?

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.