Hello, Captain! I'd Like To "Get To Know You."

hahahahahaha "a crispy egg"

why do you guys do this to us 😂

I'm just saying

Alright, Fabio.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

My smiling boys

whole squad got nerfed

Hello! It's so nice to see you on the holonet. I just want to let you know that DILF stands for Dude I Lovingly Fancy. You have so many fans here.

Oh! Well, uh, thanks! Heh. That’s… not so bad…

Thanks for the unfortunately fitting expression capture, @starqueensthings

How does it feel to eat take out from a place that doesn't have a baja blast? Do you even bother eating at those places?

I mean... Virtually anything is better than ration bars, so... Can't be too picky!

Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!

Thank you… uh, ma’am. It was something you… handed out once… It’s lovely. Respectfully. Just brings a smile. That’s all. I’m sorry.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

You and two other people you might know seemed to have made my tumblr crush list 😄 idk what to make of this (or what you make of this lol) but I wanted to let you know bc you're a cool chap!

Aww shucks! Well thanks! I really like one of those other two! 😉

Can we circulate this on a different post? 😬

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train