:Incoming Message from CT-3996, Guard Trooper Tumbler:
Vod to Vod, how do you maintain that hair style with the bucket? One of my fellow Guards is trying to replicate the style but it ends up looking like a rats den after wearing a bucket for eighteen hours.
- @corrie-guard-tumbler
Honestly, I think it's the humidity on Ryloth.
How cool is Fireball? Seems like a pretty awesome guy.
He’s actually really HOT.
Hehehe get it?
Fireball?
Heh…
🖌️
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🖌 - Do you have/want any tattoos?
Some of my squad mates convinced me to get a tattoo with them; it's a small star map of the Ryloth system on my left pectoral. We spent so much time there, it felt as though it was pretty central to our primary objective in life. Then things changed.
🍕 - What’s the last thing you ate?
Popcorn. I can't resist it even though I hate the way it gets stuck in my teeth. You'd think I'd learn.
Since everyone is throwing flowers at their favorite troopers, I wanted to make you a little arrangement. It’s not all flowers but technically all alive so I think it still counts. 🪴🌻🌧️🍁🍆🌳💐
xoxo
Looks like quite the cozy day. 😉😏
I only wish I knew who had such appealing plans.
Alright, Fabio.
Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?
It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.
sigh
Please.
(the ground Bantha ones were real good)
how you doing king?
Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.
I'm not surprised but I'm also not happy about it. You all are sleeping on Keeli.
I’m still having fun with these SW polls, so
Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!
Hera would love those.
Howzer 💚🩵🤍
Honestly SO HAPPY with how vibrant these lilies turned out to be!
🐾boop
Omg hi Howzer! Welcome! We’re so excited you’re here :) I’m Molly, by the way (I’m sending this from my main account but I can be best reached on my other account, @starstofillmydream. It’s a little confusing so I just wanted to let you know upfront haha!)
I hope your experience has been good so far, and I hope nothing scarred you too much 😅 it gets better, not to worry!
Hi Molly! Thanks for the kind words. This is a whole different world than Ryloth, that’s for sure.
And what’s a few more scars? 🥴
Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99
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