Yeah. He Was Getting Trashed.

How does it feel to have the second prettiest color armor?

I don’t like what you’re implying 🤨

All from just two words…

Well, you can’t help how you feel. 😏

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

😎🔥

Captain Baja Blast 🩵✨

Ft. Captain Rex

I couldn’t draw his eyes so he got sunglasses 😎 ( larger version below ⬇️ )

Close up of sunglasses Howzer cause I actually like how it came out

Howzer won the Twitter poll so now it’s on to Rex who won the tumblr poll

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

as a little birthday gift to myself and one last drawing before new years i decided to draw howzer my beloved <3

Maybe someone thought you could use a reminder.

What kind of man is Howzer? 1000 word minimum MLA format due in an hour.

FIRST OF ALL, I opened this at 6am my time. Closed it, laid back down in bed... and my mind immediately started racing with a thesis, concrete details, and commentary.

Then I thought, "No one would read that... And you have so much to do this week... And writing time should be spent on the Hunter fic anyway... And that'd be a silly waste of time... And I think anon was joking..."

So, without further ado...

The body has a word count of 1124, and the entire work is available also in photographic form for those who are opposed to clicking a link. 😉

I expect compensation for this. 😉

Alright, Fabio.

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

Shucks, uh, thank you?

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

Hello Captain!

What are some of your favorite winter activities?

And do you believe in soul mates?

Hi there!

Umm, I haven't done a lot of winter stuff just yet, and Ryloth didn't really have any seasons either. Well, nothing outside of hot and humid, anyway. So I've been enjoying the cold and some of the things that come with it: hot drinks, cozy clothing, and slippers, which were not something we ever had during the war.

And uhhh that last part seemed to sneak in there...