How You Doing King?

I mean... the color scheme fits...

16Personalities Test

There has got to be a pun in there somewhere…

Howzer gelato? ahahahaaha

Oh like you’d do any better… 😑

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

How does it feel to eat take out from a place that doesn't have a baja blast? Do you even bother eating at those places?

I mean... Virtually anything is better than ration bars, so... Can't be too picky!

Hi Captain. Since it's Valentine's Day here on my world, I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that... um... from the first moment you appeared on my screen, you've held a special place in my heart, and what you did to uphold integrity and stand up to the Empire was truly amazing. You're as wonderful as you are sexy. That is all.

Ahem. Um. Well. That's... That's real nice. I... uhh... I don't really know what to say. Thank you?

Yeah. He was getting trashed.

Howzer saving Crosshair.

<3

Captain Howzer in the clone wars 2003 style!

I… I need to go polish my armor.

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

Dear Hot Howzer,

What's your earliest memory?

Just the general sensation of being in a hot tub of sorts.

With your mom

I mean...

Psst. You’re dumb.

Surely I won't recover from this grave insult