Ugh.

Ugh.

DOUBLE HOTTIES AGAIN

Get your drool rags

DOUBLE HOTTIES AGAIN

I can feel the fic brewing 🥵

It’s a long GIF but I didn’t want to break it up 🤓

DOUBLE HOTTIES AGAIN

One more for posterity…

More Posts from Baja-blasters and Others

8 months ago

Since everyone is throwing flowers at their favorite troopers, I wanted to make you a little arrangement. It’s not all flowers but technically all alive so I think it still counts. 🪴🌻🌧️🍁🍆🌳💐

xoxo

Looks like quite the cozy day. 😉😏

I only wish I knew who had such appealing plans.

1 year ago

Yeah. He was getting trashed.

Howzer saving Crosshair.

<3

1 year ago

does a delicious frittata count?

I didn’t take any pics…

But it was dense and meaty and covered in cheese.

💯

What’s Something You’re Working On Or Have Created That You’re Particularly Proud Of?

What’s something you’re working on or have created that you’re particularly proud of?

Come on — it’s good to be kind to yourself, to recognize and celebrate the talent you’ve been blessed with or the enjoyment you get out of creating!

Many of us are so terrified of being cocky or self-promoting that we often downplay any achievement or deflect any compliment.

IT ENDS TODAY 🤓

Reblog this with some love for something you’ve done. Rave about it as if it were something a friend made! Tell us what you love. The inside jokes. The details you are proud of.

Let’s hear it. ☺️

10 months ago

There you go. Double straps on each thigh. 😎

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Can We Talk About Kix's Slutty Thigh Stripe?
Can We Talk About Kix's Slutty Thigh Stripe?
Can We Talk About Kix's Slutty Thigh Stripe?
Can We Talk About Kix's Slutty Thigh Stripe?
10 months ago
baja-blasters - Captain Howzer

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

1 year ago

hi howzer! :D

do you have any funny stories from the war by chance? my dad had a lot to share from his time that were pretty funny! hope you're doing well, btw!

From the war? Eh. It was ugly.

From the time outside of it? Now you're talkin.

Watching a room full of diplomats, warriors, and civil leaders try to keep their expressions neutral when Orn Free Taa's uncontrollable flatulence strikes up during meetings is always a good time. Also why Gobi isn't allowed in them anymore.

An entire squad once got matching tattoos of their captain... on their ass cheeks...

I'm sure there are more...

1 year ago

How does it feel to eat take out from a place that doesn't have a baja blast? Do you even bother eating at those places?

I mean... Virtually anything is better than ration bars, so... Can't be too picky!

1 year ago

I think it’s a wildlife mating call of sorts?

Boop🐾

🤨

@superiorsniper what’s this?

1 year ago

Just saying you look pretty sad captain

Sexy

And

Dangerous

Just Saying You Look Pretty Sad Captain

I… don’t know what to say.

1 year ago

Oh! Well… heh. Hello. Not sure who the affectionate wet chap is but… thank you?

Hey, Echo! I wanted to say thanks for your part in breaking Captain Howzer out of Empire custody! We were all relieved to see he made it through. You're a good egg! Does his hair look as good in person as it does from afar?

Hey, Echo! I Wanted To Say Thanks For Your Part In Breaking Captain Howzer Out Of Empire Custody! We

It wasn't a big deal. He'd have done the same. And, yeah. It's okay hair, I guess. Honestly, I didn't pay much attention to it. It was a rough mission with a lot to think about afterward.

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baja-blasters - Captain Howzer
Captain Howzer

Well I guess I’m not a captain anymore. People have been calling me “baja blast dilf” and I have no idea what it means. PFP by @badbatcher-99RP blog with @meme-force-99

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