Hey, Echo! I Wanted To Say Thanks For Your Part In Breaking Captain Howzer Out Of Empire Custody! We

If I knew how to make "your mother" jokes, there's got to be one in there somewhere.

If you were to choose a different style than your insanely sexy haircut, what would you go for?

A mullet.

how did u choose such a sexy hairstyle?

I lost a bet to a squad mate and I had to let a local Twi'lek shave my head however they wanted. This is how it grew out. Good luck, I guess. Or a merciful Twi'lek.

Can we circulate this on a different post? 😬

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

There has got to be a pun in there somewhere…

Howzer gelato? ahahahaaha

Yes. There is still much to be done for our brothers across the galaxy. The action must be far more undercovers, I mean undercover, than it was during the war, but it's even more important.

Why are you laughing?

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

If you say it fast enough, it almost sounds like “baby”, at least the way one of those fresh lil beefcakes like CT-5597 used to say it.

once i can draw pauldrons properly its over for you fuckers

I would but Gregor put some kind of senior citizen control on my comm and it only has three large buttons, none of which allow me to make or receive calls from anyone other than him. It was funny at first but now I wonder if he even knows how to take it off.

Hello, Captain! I'd like to "Get To Know You."

How about: ⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

No, no, no...I'm just being silly (see Wolffe's Anon ask from earlier.) (By the way, your scars are beautiful.)

My real questions:

😂 - Are you ticklish?

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Thanks!

Carol (@clonethirstingisreal)

I bet you would. 😉 Ergh... just kidding. That was funnier in my head.

⚡️ - Do you have any scars?

I did see Wolffe squirming at that ask... And while we both have distinguishing facial scars, we are battle-hardened soldiers, after all, and with the exception of Captain Rex on Saleucami, you've only seen the rest of us in armor or blacks, so...

😂 - Are you ticklish?

I would have to be an idiot to address that, because if I say no, there's always someone who wants to prove me wrong, and if I say yes, well... You can imagine what happens. Hera is the only one who knows, so let's keep it that way.

🐷 - What’s your favourite animal?

Definitely not a blurrg, I'll tell you that. I don't know... Haven't had much time around them, to be honest. I'm allergic to Tookas though.

how you doing king?

Can't complain! Just thinkin about tacos.

Not sure I could pull off the jacket but that dude is majestic.

idk why but i was immediately brought here watching the tension between them all.

Um.

That's... Uhh.

That's not mine.

If Howzer was stationed on Ryloth for as long as I think most of us assumed, then he absolutely knows Twi’leki. Maybe he’s fluent, maybe he only knows the curse words, but he absolutely mumbles it under his breath whenever he’s mad, and Rex and Gregor are just like 👀🤷🏻‍♀️