Bout Time You Made Some…

Sir Howzer, the Haunted.

Rex: Howzer, how many mags are you gonna carry? Howzer: YES

Wow… He doesn’t even have the volume or texture that… nevermind.

realized these two have the same haircut, but we know who pulled it off better

how do you feel about being called Baja Blast DILF?

Can we circulate this on a different post? 😬

this is me jumping on the captain howzer simp train

I had reason to be.

✨ GWUMPY ✨

How cool is Fireball? Seems like a pretty awesome guy.

He’s actually really HOT.

Hehehe get it?

Fireball?

Heh…

Scratching up their armor is incredibly satisfying for some reason

ahem...

adjusts chest pouches

Can we talk about Kix's slutty thigh stripe?

Hi Captain. Since it's Valentine's Day here on my world, I wanted to take this opportunity to tell you that... um... from the first moment you appeared on my screen, you've held a special place in my heart, and what you did to uphold integrity and stand up to the Empire was truly amazing. You're as wonderful as you are sexy. That is all.

Ahem. Um. Well. That's... That's real nice. I... uhh... I don't really know what to say. Thank you?

Um... Heh. Well... Sheesh.

I do hold the Syndullas in the highest regard, and their lives have been touching to me in more ways than one.

Hi Captain! So… 💍?

(to me?)

💍 - Do you ever want to get married?

Hard to say when it's anonymous. 😉

I'm not really sure I've got what it takes, to be honest. It's kind of an entirely different world.