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I had the most terminally online dream last night.

In my dream, I was explaining to my mom what shipping is, and the example I decided to use was "like, some people think Goncharov should be together with Andrey instead of Katya."

Yes. Some people indeed think so about Goncharov. The titular character of the 1973 mafia epic. You know, the film that's beloved by generations of fans and that my mom would certainly have seen. Yes yes.

please send help

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

till deactivation do us part

This baby remained under the rubble for six hours. Read it again. By some miracle, he survived and he was rescued. But his mother who was holding him didn't. He looks like he's in shock, you can see tears coming out of his eyes but no expression or any sound to indicate his pain.

We are not numbers. Make an effort to end this.

yo @humans @staff what the fuck is your trust and safety team smoking

This map is the most up to date version as of 3-4-2023 and takes into account all recent movement on anti-trans legislation

Action Joint Movements

Flexion – the decreasing angle between two bones

Abduction – the movement of a body part away from a midline

Medial Rotation – the turning of a bone on its own axis toward the midline of the body

Supination – the placing of the palm of the hand in the anatomical position

Elevation – the raising of a body part

Protraction – the thrusting forward of a body part

Dorsiflexion – the bending of the foot toward the shin

Inversion – the rotation of the sole of the foot inward

Stop putting your stupid AI chat roleplay in the 'x reader' tag. It's not fanfiction it's just you talking to a bot and you're taking up space from actual writers.

Confession:

I used to think Jerma was a Tumblr hoax. Like Goncharov 1973. I don't know why. But yeah. I didn't think he was real! Honestly, still not sure if I believe he exists...

Right now, my code work, so I'm the greatest man alive this earth has ever seen, but maybe I'll get a bug soon and I'll immediatly become the dumbest person to ever walk the planet.

Programming is exhausting.

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eugenics is a big scary word and yet people that would claim to be left-leaning can very easily be convinced to be pro-eugenics if you just never use the word. like oh you think "dumb people" shouldnt be allowed to reproduce? you think "dumb people" shouldnt be allowed to have children? its kinda scary

ten years of fighting and when shit hits the fan tumblr instantly has reddit's back. the greatest enemies to lovers story ever told.

if i was an anchorman id be like more news at seven. i love you

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

They are studying us in petri dishes

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

IF YOU CROSSTAG YOU ARE WEAK AND WON'T SURVIVE THE WINTER

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Crazy how we are everything that has happened to us but then you meet someone and you don’t see everything that has happened to them you just see them. And you both try to explain everything that has happened to you but your words and memories are so biased and oversimplified.

im a bunny girl in a bunny world im made of fluffy yeah lifes so silly

girls go to college to get a degree in a program that they were once excited for but have since had all the enjoyment sucked out of it and is no longer a baseline requirement in an increasingly competitive and demanding workforce

These stupid feds don't even know where the US is located 😭

"ummm, you MIiight want to plug in your PC...". what a fucking reddit ass stupid grammar marvel movie sounding bullshit stupid comment. kill yourself Micro Soft. More like "Migght want to go soft". Fuck you

[Eyes glaze over, then clear up] [Wipes the drool from my mouthe] I will no longer post about dollar tree

And with your help we can make it 100%.

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL